- Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
- Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
- Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
- Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
- Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
- Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
- Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
- Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
- Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
- Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
- Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
- Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
- Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
- Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
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